Sarah Mary


I'm 18 years old. I'm Australian. I'm in my first year of university. My tumblr is a glimpse of what goes on inside my mind.
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robinless:

Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)

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sikssaapo-p:

I would die and do the dishes
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officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

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thrintagecats:

Red lipstick therapy.
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boltam:

Oooooooooooh
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corradocoia:


 #REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.
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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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