what if everyone suddenly had to blog in their first language
ou te taliaina lena
j’aimerais mieux ne pas
mcdonalds pizza hut shitty public education
tea and crumpets, doctor who. God save the queen, pip pip cheerio.
fuckin straya fuckin kangaroos vegimite esh esh
*moaning with anticipation as you open my wetness and slide your finger inside of me*
I have been waiting for you all day Princess…I need to make you cum….
Keep still, baby, and let me take care of everything.
#these two amazing ladies together is what dreams are made of tbh
TODAY AT THE MALL THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “wow you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my entire life” and I was so startled and confused and panicked that in the most monotoned voice ever I responded “do you like fall out boy”
Friendly reminder that the Winchesters are actually known in the hunter community as the scariest, most lethal motherfuckers on the planet.
#the winchesters are the things baby monsters have nightmares about #”don’t draw too much attention to yourself or the winchesters will find you” #”don’t kill humans all in one place or dean winchester will find you” #”stay sporadic or sam winchester will find your pattern” #”behave yourself or the winchesters will kill you”
I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS BACK
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
WAIT BUT EUGENE IN THE BACKGROUND
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
oh god my fav